PSA FOR MONOGAMOUS PEOPLE:
People who are poly or otherwise non-monogamous PROBABLY DO-FUCKING-NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MONOGAMOUS FEEFEES.
Man, if I had a damn dime for every time someone goes “I could NEVER” or "Omg! I’m too selfish!" or "my boyfriend would KILL me if I suggested some shit like that!" or "I’m too jealous!"
Like, wow, really, tell me more about this scarce monogamy of which you speak. I have never heard of this before. I haven’t already been told a million times how you are not capable of such a lifestyle.
YOUR MONOGAMY IS NOT REVOLUTIONARY OR NEW. THIS SHIT GETS OLD. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. DID I ASK YOU IF YOU WERE POLY-FRIENDLY?
It’s like they don’t ask to genuinely know more, they ask so they can express their discomfort with it. It’s about as annoying as asking how lesbians have sex.
I want to stick a fork in your eye. Also, I’m not a zoo animal.