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Posts tagged polyamory

Aug 13

PSA FOR MONOGAMOUS PEOPLE:

sapphrikah:

People who are poly or otherwise non-monogamous PROBABLY DO-FUCKING-NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MONOGAMOUS FEEFEES.

Like, actually.

Man, if I had a damn dime for every time someone goes “I could NEVER” or "Omg! I’m too selfish!" or "my boyfriend would KILL me if I suggested some shit like that!" or "I’m too jealous!"

Like, wow, really, tell me more about this scarce monogamy of which you speak. I have never heard of this before. I haven’t already been told a million times how you are not capable of such a lifestyle.

YOUR MONOGAMY IS NOT REVOLUTIONARY OR NEW. THIS SHIT GETS OLD. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. DID I ASK YOU IF YOU WERE POLY-FRIENDLY?

It’s like they don’t ask to genuinely know more, they ask so they can express their discomfort with it. It’s about as annoying as asking how lesbians have sex.

I want to stick a fork in your eye. Also, I’m not a zoo animal.

K, thanks.


Nov 28

You know whats irritating?

thatnanda:

meowbox:

Your preconception that because an element of my open relationship didn’t work, that the problem was OBVIOUSLY my open relationship. 
Please, tell me more about how your monogamous relationships have all been perfect and lasted forever.

Preach!

(via polyverse)


Oct 10

Oct 9

FYI. “I’m polyamorous” does NOT translate to “I’m an android devoid of emotional requirements; please let me be your next fling.”


Jul 1

Nov 7
polyamorousporpoise:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in blue, black, red, and yellow, the colors of the polyamory flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a porpoise swimming with its mouth open. TOP TEXT READS: “Next thing they’ll be marrying multiple people or cows!” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Wonder why nobody else is upset at the implication”]

polyamorousporpoise:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in blue, black, red, and yellow, the colors of the polyamory flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a porpoise swimming with its mouth open. TOP TEXT READS: “Next thing they’ll be marrying multiple people or cows!” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “Wonder why nobody else is upset at the implication”]


polyamorousporpoise:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in blue, black, red, and yellow, the colors of the polyamory flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a porpoise swimming with its mouth open. TOP TEXT READS: “friend asks which boy she should date” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “tell her to date both”]
submitted by parakavka

People get frustrated with me because of this.

polyamorousporpoise:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Picture shows eight piece background in blue, black, red, and yellow, the colors of the polyamory flag. In the foreground, there is a picture of a porpoise swimming with its mouth open. TOP TEXT READS: “friend asks which boy she should date” BOTTOM TEXT READS: “tell her to date both”]

submitted by parakavka

People get frustrated with me because of this.


Mar 14

Oct 25
“We have been taught by our culture that when our partner has sex with another, we have lost something. Not to sound dumb, but we are confused. What have we lost?” The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy (via lawsome-101)

Sep 28

Aug 14