If you ever feel stupid just remember that some people think jesus was white
German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.
we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.
Crying so much
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.
fucking HE lL
This literally made me laugh out loud for long long time.
Cat, I would like to know what it is that you are doing.
Lizard is like: “the fuck…?”
And he invented man; and everything in heaven & earth; except contraception, dinosaurs & gays.
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life
I’d rock this.
How Animals Eat Their Food
i’ve been laughing at this for the past fifteen minutes
I swear to god I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
why do old ppl on fb always sign their name after commenting on shit like yes i know your name it says it right there
“Sometimes it takes being put into cages to realize one has claws and teeth.”— brandon speck (via brandonspeckwrites)
might make them angry
it will make
free.”— if no one has ever told you, your freedom is more important than their anger, nayyirah...