[TW: rape, harassment]
we’re busy brainstorming
ways to avoid
harassment and rape
while you hang with your pals
about the bitch who ignored you
on her way to work
and the slut who gave you the finger
as she got off the bus
and the cunt who said, “no thank you”
with her head down and a lump in her throat.
give us a fucking break
we’re too busy mourning
the loss of our bodies
to reply in kind
to those who’ve taken them.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Oh my fucking god this. Fucking this
I am a nice guy
Why won’t these stupid bitches
Fuck me already
this comic is obvs a parody
no one remembers to use those cards
OH MY GOD this is perfect
Or you can trade it in for a free sandwich at The Friend Zone!
Don’t wait for people.
Don’t wait for good things to happen to you.
Don’t wait for anything to happen.
Don’t wait because you’ll...
why do old ppl on fb always sign their name after commenting on shit like yes i know your name it says it right there